WEB EXCLUSIVES:

Blue Ribbon Cow Pie. During the photo shoot for our cover story, an Amish farmer was “udderly” astonished to see the photographer’s daughter pick up and relocate our fresh-from-the-oven turd. Get the recipe.

Bums: Screw 'em all!. See how low a sewer urchin will sink for a half-eaten Quarter Pounder!

Midget Mayhem. BONUS! The online supplement to the uproarious article in Moist #1—“MIDGETS AND WHY WE FEAR THEM”

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